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Eighty, Plus Reasons Not to Leave Texas


 Whether you're Texas born, a transplanted resident, used to be Texan exiled in another state or a wanna be Texan...no matter what you're looking for you can find it here in this big state.  For example:

Pep, Texas 79353           
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Smiley, Texas 78159      
Comfort, Texas 78013   
Paradise, Texas 76073   
Friendship, Texas 76530
Rainbow, Texas 76077

LOVE THE SUN:
Sun City , Texas 78633     Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunrise , Texas 76661       Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunset, Texas 76270          Sunny Side , Texas 77423

WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
Bacon , Texas 76301         Trout , Texas 75789
Noodle , Texas 79536        Rice , Texas 75155
Oatmeal , Texas 78605      Pearland , Texas 77581
Turkey , Texas 79261        Orange , Texas 77630
Salty, Texas 76567            Sugar Land , Texas 77479

AND TOP IT OFF WITH
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

WHY GO TO OTHER CITIES, THEY"RE ALL HERE
Detroit , Texas 75436               Nevada , Texas 75173
Cleveland , Texas 75436          Memphis , Texas 79245
Colorado City , Texas 79512   Miami , Texas 79059
Denver City , Texas 79323      Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Klondike , Texas 75448           Reno , Texas 75462
Pasadena , Texas 77506           Columbus , Texas 78934
Boston , Texas 75570               Santa Fe , Texas 77517

FEEL LIKE GOING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, NO PLANE TICKET NEEDED
Athens , Texas 75751      London , Texas 76854
Canadian, Texas 79014   Turkey , Texas 79261
China , Texas 77613        New London , Texas 75682
Egypt , Texas 77436        Paris , Texas 75460
Ireland , Texas 76538      Palestine , Texas 75801
Italy , Texas 76538

NO NEED TO VISIT WASHINGTON DC
Whitehouse , Texas 75791

WE EVEN HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR PLANET
Earth , Texas 79031

AND ONE NAMED AFTER OUR STATE
Texas City , Texas 77590

EXHAUSTED?
Energy , Texas 76452

COLD?
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

LIKE TO READ ABOUT HISTORY?
Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Robert Lee, Texas

NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES?
Staples, Texas 78670

WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE?
Venus , Texas 76084
Mars , Texas 79062

AND ON THE STATE LINE...
Texline , Texas 79087

FOR THE KIDS
Kermit , Texas 79745     Tarzan , Texas 79783
Elmo , Texas 75118        Nemo , Texas 76070
Winnie , Texas 77665     Sylvester , Texas 79560

OTHER CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
Frognot , Texas 75424        Cactus , Texas 79013
Bigfoot , Texas 78005         Veribest , Texas 76886
Hogeye , Texas 75423          Dime Box , Texas 77853
Notrees , Texas 79759          Old Dime Box , Texas 77853
Best, Texas 76932                Telephone , Texas 75488
Kickapoo , Texas 75763       Twitty, Texas 79079
Telegraph , Texas 76883      Whiteface , Texas 79379

THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY...
Kilgore , Texas 75662

AND SOME OF MY FAVES
Cut n Shoot, Texas     Muleshoe , Texas
Gun Barrell City ,      TexasHoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas and, of course,
Ya'll hang out here now.

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